A quick couple for preview:

You can download the screensaver pack via this torrent link or this magnet link. (If you need a torrent client, you should check out www.utorrent.com)

~Shepy

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Dtsx-VGG0&feature=player_embedded

~Shepy

So a friend of mine has made a joke site for a mutual friend of ours, as his joke Christmas present.

I’m trying to link farm a bit and get this site to the top of the google rankings.

The help i am looking for, is if you could edit your signatures on forums or provide a link from your site to point over to this site, it would be most appreciated.  For this to work the text of the link has to be Gary Pallas and link to http://www.garypallaswasadirtybirth.co.uk – so the link should look like this Gary Pallas

If you can help, then thank you very much and please comment here to let me know.  If not, then thanks for looking anyway.

~Shepy

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Good Afternoon A

I’ve just visited your website shepy.co.uk and wondered if you are considering getting any brochures/printed material designed?

We specialize in sourcing local Design agencies to help clients reduce design costs and save time in locating a good design agency.

If you would like a free quote or chat regarding how to put designs together, visit our website at www.designquotes.co.uk or phone 0845 224 9061.

Best regards,

David Blackburn

Graphic Design Quotes

http://www.designquotes.co.uk/

t. 0845 224 9061

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Who does brochures / leaflets for their blog ? What the hell is this guy smoking?  Still, i did have some printing requirements i thought he could help with, so ive dropped him a mail asking for a quote.

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Certainly,

I have a requirement for 4 thousand flyers saying “DesignQuotes.co.uk are spamming fucknuggets who are obviously a shit design company or they wouldnt have to troll for customers” and another 4 thousand saying “David Blackburn loves the cock, as does his hermaphrodite partner”.

Could you provide a quote for this please?  Your discretion and speedy response in this matter would be appreciated.

Regards

Shepy

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Any guesses on how much they might charge? :P

~Shepy

I was off work on a 6 week sick note, but by the very end i was fit and well and just bored shitless of being in the house. A friend of mine who was a field worker with the company was talking to me on the phone and happened to mention he had a meeting in Glasgow, and an idea sparked. I go to Glasgow regular to visit friends, and i had a key for his house in case he isnt in when i arrive. So i went up in the car with my mate on the way to his meeting, got dropped off at my weegie friend’s house and did this before being picked up again:

Contnues with lots more pranks after the ‘more’ link…

And then, a few months later when a friend / neighbour went on holiday, i offered to keep an eye on his house, turn lights on and off occasionally etc, and this is what happened:

Another friend found his hat had miraculously vanished one day, till he started getting photos of it in his email, from

Canada

Dundee

Edinburgh

Fenwicks Window (Newcastle’s answer to Macey’s Window)

Florida

Newcastle

Half a mile out into the North Sea

Queensland, Australia

On Santa!

Inside a vending machine

And then some misc other pranks with just one image each:
(Some of these are old, so excuse the image quality)

Wrapping my housemate’s car in A4 paper and selotape

Painting a friend’s face while he slept

Re-arranging the keys on a colleague’s keyboard to read arseplough

Jumping really hard in the lift to get it stuck with two mates.

Re-programming the speed dial’s on a colleague’s phone

Inserting pictures of the Crankies in the photo frames of people’s loved ones.

Trying to make my mate pee himself while sleeping(didnt work, so poured a cup of water in his crotch before waking him)

Replacing the wheels on a colleague’s office chair with apples.

Ok, thats about it from me, so what pranks have other people done?

~Shepy

On the 1st of March Paul will leave his home in Newcastle and head out into the wild blue yonder, starting from Newcastle Central station as his blog for the event indicates. Paul will then continue on around the globe, with a hopeful destination of the opposite side of the world in New Zealand, but will restrict himself to offers of accommodation and travel from those kind people on twitter who are following him.

If you want to help out, there are a few ways you can do that:

• Follow him on twitter via @twitchhiker
• Visit twitchhiker.com and learn a bit more about it
• Go and digg the story to help raise awareness.
• Go and upmod it on reddit too.
• Go to the donate page and give anything you can.
• Add a post to your blog to get the word our there if possible.
• …and if you can, offer Paul a bed or travel if you can via twitter :)

~Shepy

Leaving Present - Paper Wrapped Car 1

Leaving Present - Paper Wrapped Car 2

Leaving Present - Paper Wrapped Car 3

Leaving Present - Paper Wrapped Car 4

Leaving Present - Paper Wrapped Car 5

That should give him something to remember me by, heh. ~Shepy